The only person more cynical than a drunk is a reformed drunk.
Home is where you hang your hangover.
Consideration touches more deeply and longer than passion.
I have learned some things. Modern life is warfare without end: take no prisoners, leave no wounded, eat the dead--that's environmentally sound.
I try to stay two drinks ahead of reality and three behind a drunk
Youth endures all things, kings and poetry and love. Everything but time.