I have learned some things. Modern life is warfare without end: take no prisoners, leave no wounded, eat the dead--that's environmentally sound.
Consideration touches more deeply and longer than passion.
Home is where you hang your hangover.
There's no accounting for laws. Or the changes wrought by men and time.
The only person more cynical than a drunk is a reformed drunk.
I try to stay two drinks ahead of reality and three behind a drunk