I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right now.
Kill me. If you’ve ever been my friend, kill me.
I'm gonnna break your faces!
...You'd think the little part about them supposedly killing us would be the attention getter.
To practice - write each and every day if possible - then try to attend professional writer's conferences where you can learn your craft, get to know fellow writers, and meet editors and agents.
He whipped out his sheet, then pulled it over himself and wrapped it tightly around his face like an old woman in a shawl. 'How do I look?' 'Like the ugliest shanky girl I’ve ever seen,' Minho responded. 'You better thank the gods above you were born a dude.' 'Thanks.