I wanted to do serious movies. I had a certain idea of what good acting was. That's since changed, and I love doing comedies now. I don't like a lot of those movies now, but I thought those were movies that I could do real, serious performances in.

Men in your position have women offering themselves in the hopes that they will get somewhere professionally, or socially.

Sometimes I think to myself, what should James Franco say next? And then it comes to me. Boobs.

I worked the drive-through at McDonald's and tried out different accents - Italian, Russian, Irish.

I'm an actor, I do movies, and I need to find somebody who enjoys that kind of stuff. It's not like, "Oh, I have my work time, and we go on a date, and it better be darn fun and exciting!" I think it should all coalesce a bit more.

I got arrested for graffiti. I got arrested - a lot of, like, underage drinking, drunk in public, shoplifting, you know, your various, like, suburban arrests, I guess.

I've decided I can't really control people's perceptions of me. All I can do is decide on what I work on and how hard I work on it.