I went to NYU graduate film school and met Pam [Romanowsky], and after doing a few things with her I thought she had the right sensibility and that she could figure it [The Adderall Diaries] out.

You say I sucked at the Oscars. I was a genius at the Oscars. That was experimental tuxedo sleep art.

I hate being an actor, they dress you and put on your makeup and you just feel like a little baby.

You take advantage of your position as a famous actor to meet women.

If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?!

I teach a lot - I teach at the UCLA and USC graduate film programs - and a lot of those projects are my students' projects that I act in or I do a cameo.

I'm starting to teach now: I teach in the graduate film program at NYU and next year I'm going to be teaching at Los Angeles at the film program and English program at UCLA.