I'm an actor, I do movies, and I need to find somebody who enjoys that kind of stuff. It's not like, "Oh, I have my work time, and we go on a date, and it better be darn fun and exciting!" I think it should all coalesce a bit more.

When I went to film school about three years ago, the first two years you're required to make a series of short films. I started making films based on short poems.

For some reason, when I was in junior high school, my friends and I had, like, a cologne-stealing ring.

Everyone pretends to be normal and be your best friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don't know about, and if only we had a camera on us at all times, we could go and watch each other's tapes and find out what each of us was really like.

The new critique you're gonna start hearing about James Franco, is 'He's spreading himself too thin.'

Did you ever see Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke? That's what happens if you really smoke weed and make a movie. You get two guys and no plot and it's basically like, 'Yeah! Let's drive a van made of weed!' And that's pretty much the movie.

I am not going to be the guy who's not pulling his weight.