Not having any real direction, one writer would lead me to another.

I get like six or so hours of sleep a night.

I worked at a McDonald's drive-through. I could always tell when girls were interested: They'd drive around again and say, "I forgot something."

Sometimes I think to myself, what should James Franco say next? And then it comes to me. Boobs.

I get to work with incredibly talented young filmmakers and students, and their attitudes and relationship with film is still so pure. That re-inspires me and reminds me why I got into it and what I love about film, and allows me a little reprieve from the business side of it. And it rekindles my love of film.

The fame and the fame-hungry world we live in does it all for you. Women are lining up on your Instagram account to meet you.

Did you ever see Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke? That's what happens if you really smoke weed and make a movie. You get two guys and no plot and it's basically like, 'Yeah! Let's drive a van made of weed!' And that's pretty much the movie.