I just don't think I'm that interesting. I don't think what I have to say is that interesting. To hear me go blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I mean, who... cares?

I like idiotic comedies.

I like the prop food so much that I eat it between takes as well as on camera.

Good writing will bring you to places you don't even expect sometimes.

I find it hard to relax. I live in New York.

I've never worked with an actor that I did not like.

You know, all writers are vampires and they'll look around and they watch you when you're not even thinking they're watching you and they'll slip stuff in.