The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office.

Learning is a gift, even if pain is the teacher

I'm a Methodist, but not as an actor.

Too many actors have run for office. There's one difference between me and them: I know I'm not qualified.

In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor of California.

I felt like my bubble gum card collection had come to life.

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.