We (British) have reached the state where the private sector is that part of the economy the government controls and the public sector is that part that nobody controls.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.
Gossip columnists are diseases, like 'flu. Everyone is subject to them.
When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.
Beauty is a social necessity.