Gossip columnists are diseases, like 'flu. Everyone is subject to them.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Tolerance it a tremendous virtue, but the immediate neighbors of tolerance are apathy and weakness.

If you see a bandwagon, it's too late.

We (British) have reached the state where the private sector is that part of the economy the government controls and the public sector is that part that nobody controls.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

Beauty is a social necessity.