I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.

When you can, always advise people to do what you see they really want to do. Doing what they want to do, they may succeed; doing what they don't want to do, they won't

I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.

There never could be a man so brave that he would not sometime, or in the end, turn part or all coward; or so wise that he was not, from beginning to end, part ass if you knew where to look; or so good that nothing at all about him was despicable.

Be virtuous and you'll be happy Nonsense Be happy and you'll begin to be virtuous.

Real rebels are rarely anything but second rate outside their rebellion; the drain of time and temper is ruinous to any other accomplishment.

A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.