I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.

The innocent supposition, entertained by most people, that even if they are not brilliant, they are not dumb, is correct only in a very relative sense.

When you can, always advise people to do what you see they really want to do. Doing what they want to do, they may succeed; doing what they don't want to do, they won't

I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.

There never could be a man so brave that he would not sometime, or in the end, turn part or all coward; or so wise that he was not, from beginning to end, part ass if you knew where to look; or so good that nothing at all about him was despicable.

Real rebels are rarely anything but second rate outside their rebellion; the drain of time and temper is ruinous to any other accomplishment.

A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.