A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.

I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.

The innocent supposition, entertained by most people, that even if they are not brilliant, they are not dumb, is correct only in a very relative sense.

A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.

In the present, every day is a miracle.

Be virtuous and you'll be happy Nonsense Be happy and you'll begin to be virtuous.

Because in fact I only lived to write, see no sense in life, have only forced "interests," wish every night, not urgently but quite definitely I could just not wake up tomorrow.