It takes a particularly rarified variety of idiot to look at a Jew-hating fascist with a small mustache - and decide that his opponent is the Nazi.

We always ask where the time went. We never ask where it's coming from.

I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.

When liberal celebs stammer out a litany of shopworn bleats about the administration's attempt to turn America into a theocratic prison state, people can't help but notice that these buskers and mummers seem unmoved by the horrors of actual prison states. (Saddam commissioned a copy of the Quran written in his own blood - but John Ashcroft is the real religious nut, don't you know.)

Ah, if only the best place for storing embryonic stem cells was Yucca Flat.

If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.

Calculus destroys self-esteem on contact.