I don't believe in the very concept of "first thing in the morning." I'm a "third thing in the afternoon" fellow.

The same people who accuse America of coddling dictators are sputtering with bilious fury because we actually deposed one.

Wait until France gets a hard shot in the nose. Wait until France reacts with some nasty work. They'll get a golf-clap from the chattering class over here and a you-go-girl from Red America. France could nuke an Algerian terrorist camp and the rest of the world would tut-tut for a day, then ask if the missiles France used were for sale. And of course the answer would be oui.

The newspaper is a lecture. The Web is a conversation.

A Children’s Museum, however, is more of a Funatorium. You are encouraged to touch things, which is poor training for subsequent museum visitation.

I've always wondered if there was a Hezbollah version of minesweeper where you get points for blowing up on your first move.

Calculus destroys self-esteem on contact.