My favorite books are actually very complicated - 'One Hundred Years of Solitude', 'Ulysses'.

I don't smile as much as I should, even though I smile inside a lot.

Knowledge is a terrible burden. It may help you, but it might also destroy you.

I gave him a kick and he stepped back onto the third rail. Exploding, flaming eraser! This is why moms tell you to stay away from the third rail, but it sure came in handy this time.

He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet. "You looove me," he crooned smugly. Holding his arms out wide, he added, "You love me this much.

The act of laughing releases some nice chemical into your brain, you feel good and it's free.

"So you have your price."... "Your soul for a cookie."