I don't believe in lecturing people. It's much more effective to present reading as a fun, rewarding pastime.
James PattersonWho, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)
James PattersonI am not a great prose stylist. I'm a storyteller. There are thousands of people who don't like what I do. Fortunately, there are millions who do.
James PattersonIn a manner of speaking. As we intend for you to found a dynasty. And that dynasty will rule society until it has progressed enough to-" "Overthrow the dynasty in a revolutionary, blood filled coup!" Iggy said eagerly. We all looked at him. "Just saying." He sheepishly took a bite of cookie.
James Patterson