Half the time when brothers wrestle, it's just an excuse to hug each other.

My thing is when we're doing a movie or TV show, I just want to go in and look at it and go, "That was great."

I'd been told that he had been created-literally created-just for me,as my "perfect other half." Let me tell you-if Dylan was my perfect other half, then i needed to give my first half a seriouis look-see.

Let's just say that if these scientist had been using their brilliance for good instead of evil, cars would run off water vapor and leave fresh compost behind them; no one would be hungry; no one would be ill; all buildings would be earthquake-, bomb-, and flood-proof; and the world's entire economy would have collapsed and been replaced by one based on the value of chocolate.

Just in case you thought elephants were all sweetness, I can attest to the fact that this one had the time of her life scaring the bejeezus out of those dudes.

You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?" "With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television?

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