Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie.

Life is such a miracle, a series of small miracles.It really is, if you learn how to look at it with the right perspective.

You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work.

Glaring at the Gasman, ter Borcht said, “Your time is coming to an end, you pathetic failure of an experiment. Vhat you say now is how you vill be remembered.” Gazzy’s blue eyes flashed. “Then you can remember me telling you to kiss my-” “Enough!” ter Borcht said.

You know, when you're right, that's all you get to be.

Later," Fang said to Ella and Dr. Martinez in that gushy, hyperemotional, overdramatic way he has.

I have a folder in my office with about 400 ideas in it. So it will take me another 40 years to get through those.