I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word "nuts" in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my mutant-birdkid-freak package.
James PattersonIt's our job - as parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles - to find books our kids are going to like.
James PattersonIggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!
James PattersonAs a maternal figure, I always try to keep the flock safe, of course. But I admit, it did my heart proud to see the instant blood-lust pop into Gazzyโs blue eyes and to see little Angel automatically tense up and get into fighting stance, ready to rip someoneโs head off. They were just so โ so dang adorable, sometimes.
James Patterson