The hamster called. He wants his home back.

I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word "nuts" in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my mutant-birdkid-freak package.

I knew my transformation was complete when Dr.Keyes asked, "How are you feeling today, Tandy?" and I responded "I'm not

There's nothing more dangerous than than someone trying to act for the greater good.

Homework is a term that means grown up imposed yet self-afflicting torture.

Well, I get under people's skins. It's a gift I have, what can I say?

Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned.