the next morning, fang and i broke up. now let me get this strait, i broke up with him. a split second after he broke up with me.

Huh - Why is Max in the kitchen?" Dr.Martinez: "We're cooking." Gazzy: "She's just keeping you company, right?" Dr.Martinez: "No, she's cooking." Nudge: "Cooking...food?" Max: "Yes, I'm cooking food, and it's great, and you're going to eat it, you twerps!

There's nothing more dangerous than than someone trying to act for the greater good.

Ari felt like, Hellooo, I have wings! I turn into a wolf! Blending is out is out of the question!

Listen up,” I said urgently. “It’s time to round up your gear. I’m gonna check in with Patrick, and then we’re getting the flock out of here.” Ha-ha.

I don't believe in lecturing people. It's much more effective to present reading as a fun, rewarding pastime.

There's no such thing as a kid who hates reading. There are kids who love reading, and kids who are reading the wrong books.