Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains.

I still felt like I might hurl, and I thought about how awful that would be in midair.

Do I open it? Do I open it? Of course I freaking open it!

The act of laughing releases some nice chemical into your brain, you feel good and it's free.

There's nothing more annoying than cold logic and reason when you've got a good fit going.

Look, I guess it's natural, you're teenagers, its springtime,everyone's thoughts are turning to birds and bees and caterpillars and moths..... - Iggy

An unbearable smug look came over his usually impassive face."Uh-huh. You just keep telling youself that. You looove me." I took a swing at him, but he jumped back nimbly, and all I did was jar my left arm, making it hurt. He laughed at me, then pointed at the woods ouside the window."Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it.