you're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you? He blushed modestly.
There's nothing more dangerous than than someone trying to act for the greater good.
That'd be just what I need: a rash of car thefts across America, committed by dedicated readers.
you...are...a...frige...with...wings...we...are...freaking...ballet...dancers!
What, eBay isn't good enough for us?
Just because life is hard, and always ends in a bad way, doesn't mean that all stories have to, even if that's what they tell us in school and in the New York Times Review. In fact, it's a good thing that stories are as different as we are, one from another.