Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains.

So you have you price," I said with a mouthful of crumbs. "Your soul for a cookie." Fang made sure Dr. Martinez wasn't looking and then shot me the bird.

Like a good song, life has verses, the goliards had taught me. Each verse has to be sung. It takes all of them to make a song. It is the entire chanson you name, but when you think of it, when you smile, it is a favorite verse that delights your ears.

There's a saying I remember from my grandmother: One today is worth two tomorrows.

I wouldn’t trust you if you were the last life raft leaving the Titanic.”-max

You know, I guess I just don't like to talk a lot about sad things. Now you know my flaw. What good does it do to talk about sad things in the past?

We try not to encourage demonstrations of his mastery of the gaseous arts.