Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

living life was like putting the beach into a jar. The point wasn’t to fit everything in; it was to attend to the most important things first—the big, beautiful rocks—the most valuable people and experiences—and fit the lesser things in around them. Otherwise, the best things might get left out

Have you ever been to Colorado?" I frowned. "Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?

There's nothing more annoying than cold logic and reason when you've got a good fit going.

I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him the—never mind.)

Okay, that so did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing his feelings?" p. 12

I mean,he decided we'd be better apart,you know?it wasn't a joint decision.like, if your gonna make a decision about me and my life without consulting me,i'd better be dying and unconscious and you'd better be following carefully written instructions.