Well, I get under people's skins. It's a gift I have, what can I say?

Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?

Seize what's been handed you. Make smart decisions. Make decisions because life is a temporary situation.

Max?” said the Gasman. “Are those, um, rats?” Lovely. “Yes, those do appear to be either rats or mice on steroids,” I said briskly, trying not to shriek and climb the walls like a girly-girl.

The writing in Mission to Paris, sentence after sentence, page after page, is dazzling. If you are a John le Carr fan, this is definitely a novel for you.

We will destroy you,” the Flyboys droned. “You have no escape.” That was the most imaginative, threatening thing the whitecoats had programmed these ’droids to say? “Talk about lame,” Fang muttered.

Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains.