Does anything on you work properly?" Asked ter Borcht. "Well, I do have a highly developed sense of irony." Replied Iggy.
James PattersonI want to know about my mom. And other stuff. I want to know the whole story, good or bad.โ โMe, too,โ said Gazzy. โI want to find my parents so I can tellโm what total scuzzes they are. Like, โHi, mom and dad, youโre such scum!
James PattersonActually, I'd already briefed him, early this morning. Since we were up at six. Since, at six, the nurse had been overcome with the overwhelming compulsion to take Fang's temperature right then.
James PattersonAnd Max, I've put some scraps in a bowl for your dog," Mom said. "It's on the floor, by the back door." The flock and I went still. Uh-oh, I thought. Total stomped up to me, his glare accusing. "A bowl on the floor!" he seethed. "Why don't you just chain me to a stake in the yard and throw me a bone!
James Patterson