Sometimes when you're at your most certain, that's when everything you know is wrong.

I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine! -random kid talking to Ari

Okay, okay, okay. I understood that pushing the elevator button over and over again would not make the elevator appear sooner. But I couldn't help myself

What kind of thoughtless creep would burn a book?

My life would never contain a convenient, pain-saving plan when it could stretch a problem out into an endless agony of uncertainty and torture.

Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day.

I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!