Don't ever leave me again." -Max I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang

Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day.

"Uh-huh," I said. "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic."

I'm very emotional. I do feel stuff, for better or worse.

Gazzy called over to me "I can't see anything!" "I can't see anything either," Iggy complained. "I'm rolling my eyes, Ig." I had to tell him that because he couldn't see me do it, what with his blindness and all.

Why, the little Voice inside my head, of course. You mean you don't have one? I did.

The hardest part about parenting is when I have to be The Dad--aka the Fun-Sucker--as opposed to being a friend.