Don't ever leave me again." -Max I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang

"Hello, Max," he said quietly, searching my face. "How do you feel?" Which was a ten on the 'imbecilic question' scale of one to ten. "Why, I feel fine, Jeb," I said brightly. "How about you?" "Any nausea? Headache?" "Yep. And it's standing here talking to me."

Dead Max was the biggest oxymoron in history.

In a manner of speaking. As we intend for you to found a dynasty. And that dynasty will rule society until it has progressed enough to-" "Overthrow the dynasty in a revolutionary, blood filled coup!" Iggy said eagerly. We all looked at him. "Just saying." He sheepishly took a bite of cookie.

Do I open it? Do I open it? Of course I freaking open it!

Do you like to eat things? -I love eating. I list it as a hobby.

I don't believe in lecturing people. It's much more effective to present reading as a fun, rewarding pastime.