Gazzy: (Hugging himself and jumping up and down) "I'm brilliant! I'm a genius! I can blow up the world!" Max: (Raises her eyebrows) Gazzy: "Not that I would want to, of course," (coughs)

A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was.

Part 1- In search of Hot Chocolate-Chip Cookies

Angel wanted them all to burn in h-e- double toothpicks forever.

Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?" Max: "Uh, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to the test tube please?

I'm way hot," he muttered. "But I don't feel sick. Just — way hot." Fang

You love me this much.