So you have you price," I said with a mouthful of crumbs. "Your soul for a cookie." Fang made sure Dr. Martinez wasn't looking and then shot me the bird.

Max?” said the Gasman. “Are those, um, rats?” Lovely. “Yes, those do appear to be either rats or mice on steroids,” I said briskly, trying not to shriek and climb the walls like a girly-girl.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

The best way to get kids reading more is to give them books that they'll gobble up - and that will make them ask for another.

The hamster called. He wants his home back.

But what is life if you don't live it?

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?