So you have you price," I said with a mouthful of crumbs. "Your soul for a cookie." Fang made sure Dr. Martinez wasn't looking and then shot me the bird.

I’ve been listening to how the Roman Empire fell and all I can say is, it didn’t fall nearly fast enough!”-Iggy

Why, the little Voice inside my head, of course. You mean you don't have one? I did.

Is it important to be right or is it important to do what's right? That's one of the hardest lessons to learn.

Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule.

So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.

Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom)