Is it important to be right or is it important to do what's right? That's one of the hardest lessons to learn.

But then we have to leave, have to. It's always been that way, and it will always be that way, Jane. That's just.. how it works

Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!

That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days. You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair.' Life isn't FAIR, Dean....Nothing is fair, EVER. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because FAIR IS FAIR? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I MIGHT respond to that. MAYBE.

Home is wherever we all are together.

Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?

I'll just ask now: What is it about my persona that draws every insane, power-hungry nutcase to me like a magnet?