You're my best friend, my first and only love, and the most beautiful girl I've ever seen

Even needing to get to Angel, we couldn’t forget the basic necessity of eating.

Tell me again what we're doing here," I said, running a continuous scan of our surroundings. Fang popped some Cracker Jack into his mouth. "We're here to watch manly men do manly things." I followed Fang's line of sight: He was watching the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, who were not doing manly things, by any stretch of the imagination.

Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?" Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.

Iggy. This is not a democracy," I said,(...)"It's a Maxocracy.

WARNING If you dare to read this story, you become part of the Experiment

When you go out to Hollywood, it's like, "Here's the book. It is what it is. It'll always stay the same."