You're my best friend, my first and only love, and the most beautiful girl I've ever seen

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said

Gazzy: (Hugging himself and jumping up and down) "I'm brilliant! I'm a genius! I can blow up the world!" Max: (Raises her eyebrows) Gazzy: "Not that I would want to, of course," (coughs)

guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.

We went back to the weird Institute building. At night there was a lot more activity. Erasers coming in non-stop. Nice cars, nice clothes, nice smug faces (that I wanted to smash!). -Fang's Blog