People always come up to me and say, 'you should do standup.' It's nice to discover things about yourself. That keeps everything lively and fun.

happy all life for ever

I want to be a scientist who studies the ocean when I grow up. I would go out to sea, and scuba dive, and find new things, and National Geographic will hire me.” Sure, Nudge. Probably around the time I become president.

Love means you can never be apart.

I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer.

Well, I get under people's skins. It's a gift I have, what can I say?

Fang looked at me, hope in his eyes, and I smirked at him. I save the huge emotional kissy-face for imminent death scenes. This probably didn't qualify.