The hardest part about parenting is when I have to be The Dad--aka the Fun-Sucker--as opposed to being a friend.

Don't ever leave me again." -Max I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang

Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.

I stood there watching Phoebe arrange the pillows and the sheets. She isn't thinking that I... I mean, she doesn't think that she and I would... WHAT?

I'm going to introduce BookShots, which are these under-150-page books that I'm launching, and they're under $5. They just launched in Australia. I already had a ton of content, but now add 50 books a year of content.

I want my room to smell just like this." Iggy inhaled deeply as the scents flame-broiled burgers and hot french fries wafted around us. 'it would be an improvement.' I agreed.

I blame Jeb for letting you be such a smart aleck.” I stared at her. “I blame you for altering my DNA! I mean, I have wings, lady! What were you thinking?