I didn't think he was a robot...but I did wonder if his emotions had been designed out of him. Of course, with a guy, how could I tell? Ha ha!

There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.

I'd been told that he had been created-literally created-just for me,as my "perfect other half." Let me tell you-if Dylan was my perfect other half, then i needed to give my first half a seriouis look-see.

the next morning, fang and i broke up. now let me get this strait, i broke up with him. a split second after he broke up with me.

"So you have your price."... "Your soul for a cookie."

Let's just say that if these scientist had been using their brilliance for good instead of evil, cars would run off water vapor and leave fresh compost behind them; no one would be hungry; no one would be ill; all buildings would be earthquake-, bomb-, and flood-proof; and the world's entire economy would have collapsed and been replaced by one based on the value of chocolate.

you're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you? He blushed modestly.