This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice.

guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

I stood there watching Phoebe arrange the pillows and the sheets. She isn't thinking that I... I mean, she doesn't think that she and I would... WHAT?

The trick to having obedient, unquestioning children was to have death be the other option

Pain is a message, and you can choose to ignore that message.

Be calm. Be Zen. You are Buddha.

How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?" Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.