Have you ever been to Colorado?" I frowned. "Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?

Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.

Look, we're trying to explore other options to your retirement," the whitecoat said. "You might be useful to us in other ways." Because we're not that useful dead,"Nudge said thoughtfully. No," I agreed. "Well, maybe as doorstops." The whitecat made an "eew" expression. Or those things in a parking lot that show where the cars should stop," suggested Iggy. He closed his eyes and went stiff, to demonstrate what it would look like. Also an option.

I hate this guy,” Ari muttered, keeping his head down “There’s a club,” I told him. “The Haters of ter Borcht Club. Have you gotten your badge yet?

I still felt like I might hurl, and I thought about how awful that would be in midair.

Don't ever leave me again." -Max I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang

They're afraid of change, and we must change. They're afraid of the young, and we are the young. They're afraid of music, and music is our life. They're afraid of books, and knowledge, and ideas. They're most afraid of our magic.