Glaring at the Gasman, ter Borcht said, “Your time is coming to an end, you pathetic failure of an experiment. Vhat you say now is how you vill be remembered.” Gazzy’s blue eyes flashed. “Then you can remember me telling you to kiss my-” “Enough!” ter Borcht said.

Okay, okay, okay. I understood that pushing the elevator button over and over again would not make the elevator appear sooner. But I couldn't help myself

I love to tell stories. It's a delight for me.

You're my best friend, my first and only love, and the most beautiful girl I've ever seen

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?

Reading is not work, not a chore, not a drudgery; reading is the most joyful thing, yet, in the world.

I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max