"You were designed to be very smart, Max," she told me. "We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing." "And yet I still can't program my DVD player," I said.

I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!

Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?

I led the way toward the crowd, trying to look casual, like, Fly? Me? Nah.

What kind of thoughtless creep would burn a book?

Home is wherever we all are together.

If you love something let it go.. if it comes back its yours