Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?

I stood there watching Phoebe arrange the pillows and the sheets. She isn't thinking that I... I mean, she doesn't think that she and I would... WHAT?

choose now," he spat, his eyes practically shooing sparks. "me or him." gosh,Fang, you romantic fool," i said sarcastically."howw incredibly sexist pig of you.

I'd been told that he had been created-literally created-just for me,as my "perfect other half." Let me tell you-if Dylan was my perfect other half, then i needed to give my first half a seriouis look-see.

Angel: What's sauerkraut? Max: You don't want it. Trust me.

Homework is a term that means grown up imposed yet self-afflicting torture.

I hoped I wasn't actually dead. That would make finding our parents and saving the world really hard.