Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?

Cats are like Baptists. You know they raise hell, but you can never catch them at it.

Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains.

I've been looking for you a long time, I just didn't know it. But now I do.

I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)

I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.

Is it important to be right or is it important to do what's right? That's one of the hardest lessons to learn.