Men suck, even imaginary ones

Cats are like Baptists. You know they raise hell, but you can never catch them at it.

I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine! -random kid talking to Ari

Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains.

He nuzzled my neck, inhaling deeply. “Mmm. You smell so good.” “Oh, yeah,” I said, smirking. “I call this new perfume ‘Le Jungle grime et tropical BO.’ ” “Dirt and sweat. Very sexy.

You're my best friend, my first and only love, and the most beautiful girl I've ever seen

What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max