I fell into a deep sleep tucked in that little cocoon, a deeper sleep than I might of had in years. Right up until someone kicked me and said "Gotcha!

...Drifting downstream in a row boat doesn't count against your life span.

A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was.

You're lucky if you find something you like to do, and it's a miracle if somebody will pay you to do it.

I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)

Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again?" Fang asked severely, putting his hands on his hips. Nudge giggled. "No." "Been bitten by a radioactive spider?" Fang went on. "Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" "No, no, no," said Iggy. He started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. "You're black." "I prefer canine-American." said Total. "When's that pie coming? I'm starving.

the next morning, fang and i broke up. now let me get this strait, i broke up with him. a split second after he broke up with me.