You're lucky if you find something you like to do, and it's a miracle if somebody will pay you to do it.

Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.

Life is such a miracle, a series of small miracles.It really is, if you learn how to look at it with the right perspective.

That's more than three questions, Max. And sometimes whether someone is your friend or enemy is all in how you look at it. But if you must know, I consider myself your friend, a good friend who loves you very much. No one loves you more than I do, Maximum. Now listen. I ask the questions, not you. You're just here... for the ride. For the incredible, indescribable Maximum Ride.

Men suck, even imaginary ones

Hollywood is a peculiar beast - people in Hollywood are nuts.

I guess I write four or five hours a day, but I do it seven days a week. It's very disciplined, yes, but it's joy for me.