Well, it's like I have a GPS inside me," I told them. "One of the talking ones. I tell it where I want to go, and it tells me, Go twenty miles, turn left, take Exit Ninety-fourm and so one. It can be pretty bossy, frankly. Their eyes widened. "Really?" said one. No you idiot," I said in disgust. "I don't know how it works. I just know it has an unfailing ability to point me in the opposite direction of a bunch of boneheads.

Great, they give blind kids guns," I said, trying to lessen his horror. "I don't even let Iggy have a gun. Usually.

Have you ever been to Colorado?" I frowned. "Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?

Love between two people can last a long time if the people love themselves some, and are ready to give love to another person.

Hollywood is a peculiar beast - people in Hollywood are nuts.

I'm way hot," he muttered. "But I don't feel sick. Just — way hot." Fang

You're lucky if you find something you like to do, and it's a miracle if somebody will pay you to do it.