My, g**, he was as strong as a team of oxen. That would be strong right?

Yes. I owed my life, Angel's life, and my mother's life to a mutant's ability to create industrial-strength snot.

You could have gotten a car with GPS," Total said helpfully. Yes," I said "Or we could have brought along a dog that doesn't talk." I gave Angel a pointed look, and she smiled, well, angelically, at me. Total huffed, offended at me and climbed into her lap.

the next morning, fang and i broke up. now let me get this strait, i broke up with him. a split second after he broke up with me.

Fang snorted in disbelief. "On one hand, we have a mythical nice family that wants to adopt me. On the other, we have a gang of insane scientists desperate to do genetic experiments on innocent children. Guess which hand I get dealt?

It was a pretty complete list. The kind of list one makes when one cannot fall asleep because one's thoughts keep swirling through one's brain like a bunch of sparrows on crack.

Fang! Angel?" i yelled, not even trying for stealth. i was storming the castle, not stealing the jewels.