You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?" "With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television?

Gazzy: "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.

Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day.

You stand out like a fart in a church.

It's been said that love finds you when you're ready.

I had a question. "Why does the name Pearl Harbor sound so familiar?" The lieutenant colonel's eyes narrowed. "Pearl Harbor is the most famous U.S. military base in the world," he said crisply. "It's the only place on U.S. soil that has been attacked in a wars, since the Revolutionary War." None of this was ringing a bell, but you already know I'm totally uneducated. Gazzy leaned over to whisper, "It was a movie with Ben Affleck." Ah. Now I remembered.

Knowledge is a terrible burden. It may help you, but it might also destroy you.