I don't know why, but life is usually more complicated than the plans that we make.

Excellent. They were flammable.

I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine! -random kid talking to Ari

Gazzy called over to me "I can't see anything!" "I can't see anything either," Iggy complained. "I'm rolling my eyes, Ig." I had to tell him that because he couldn't see me do it, what with his blindness and all.

We try not to encourage demonstrations of his mastery of the gaseous arts.

Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like grits, but with high self-esteem.

Okay, that so did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing his feelings?" p. 12