Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.

Hey. Not sure what’s going on-gonna go find out. Be careful and don’t do anything stupid. Don’t come after me-your better on your own. See you. F I sat on the edge of the bed, holding the note. Okay, so Fang had looked up vague in the dictionary and this was what it had said to write.

Gazzy: "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.

People always remember the worst day of their lifes. It becomes a part of them forever.

That'd be just what I need: a rash of car thefts across America, committed by dedicated readers.

My invite must have gotten lost in the mail," she said venomously. "But I don't mind crashing this party. -Maximum Ride talking to Max II

I don't believe in lecturing people. It's much more effective to present reading as a fun, rewarding pastime.