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"You were designed to be very smart, Max," she told me. "We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing." "And yet I still can't program my DVD player," I said.

Please, sit down," Sharon said with another hair toss. I made a mental note to practice doing that in a mirror the next time I saw one. it seemed a useful skill, right up there with roundhouse kicks.

Once a bird kid, always a bird kid. - maximum ride series

I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)

Just in case you thought elephants were all sweetness, I can attest to the fact that this one had the time of her life scaring the bejeezus out of those dudes.

But then we have to leave, have to. It's always been that way, and it will always be that way, Jane. That's just.. how it works