My name is Daniel, and this is the first volume of my life story, which, hopefully, will be a very long and distinguished one. Who should you read it? Very good question. Maybe because this is your planet, and you have a right to know what's actually happening on it.

Listen up,” I said urgently. “It’s time to round up your gear. I’m gonna check in with Patrick, and then we’re getting the flock out of here.” Ha-ha.

Is it important to be right or is it important to do what's right? That's one of the hardest lessons to learn.

For example, you go to Fuji, and there are no animal attacks. Why? And I think that gets you into the world of "The Walking Dead" or "Lost." Humans start doing some weird stuff.

A good love story always keeps the pot boiling.

Who ya gonna call?" "Ghostbusters!" "That phrase is ruined forever.

Don't depend on others to give you strength....Find it within yourself