My name is Daniel, and this is the first volume of my life story, which, hopefully, will be a very long and distinguished one. Who should you read it? Very good question. Maybe because this is your planet, and you have a right to know what's actually happening on it.

Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said

Another day. Get up and face it.

Life can be like walking on a high wire. Falling seems a tiny misstep away.

Time to die. -Evil Angel

I’m not comfortable in this stadium,” I explained, trying to look calm. “I know. And you hate Fang looking at those girls. But we’re still having fun, and Fang still loves you, and you’ll still save the world. Okay?

Half the time when brothers wrestle, it's just an excuse to hug each other.