Advice: Don’t wait until someone you have issues with — especially someone you’re related to — gets shot before you work it out.

Right now, America looks like a fatheaded, shortsighted, gas-guzzling arrogant blowhard to the rest of the world.

You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work.

My mom had a soft heart after all! Instead of being chained by both wrists, we were only chained by one ankle! I mean, if I’d been looking for proof that she really did love me, this was it, right?

Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like grits, but with high self-esteem.

i like james patterson

Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds.