Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!

I am not a great prose stylist. I'm a storyteller. There are thousands of people who don't like what I do. Fortunately, there are millions who do.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Maybe he was a good a good whitecoat—like Jeb. And maybe the moon was made of cream cheese.

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

So Fnick, can I change channel?" Iggy asked. "There's a game on." "Make yourself at home, Figgy." Fang said.

The instructor stared at me with cold, cut-me-no-slack determination, then got into a fighting stance, holding one hand out, beckoning me. "I saw that movie too!"I said."It was like the coolest movie of all-" He launched himself at me. That was when his day really went downhill.