Gazzy: "What does that mean?" (points to metal plaque warning to stay off the third rail that said Stay off the third rail!) Fang: "It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn.

You know, I guess I just don't like to talk a lot about sad things. Now you know my flaw. What good does it do to talk about sad things in the past?

What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max

Dead Max was the biggest oxymoron in history.

The act of laughing releases some nice chemical into your brain, you feel good and it's free.

Ari felt like, Hellooo, I have wings! I turn into a wolf! Blending is out is out of the question!

But what is life if you don't live it?