No one looks at a television, and no one hears it. It's a poison.

The worse the author, the more he is known.

I think America, really, is over.

In a competitive society, the thing people fear the most is love.

There's really nothing wrong with sentimentality... Nothing I wrote is sentimental.

Actually, television tells you to take dope. It tells you to destroy the human race really, by first having more consumers and then consuming more poison and then making the whole planet uninhabitable.

Television masturbates its audience even though the audience is not really watching. It masturbates orifices the audience doesn't have. It sticks holes in the viewer and masturbates in those holes. Then it finally gets into the brain and masturbates there, too.